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November 13th, 2013


02:36 pm
I did it. I finally fucking did it. "Rape-Rape, the Rapening" is FINISHED. Holy shit, I cannot believe I pulled this off. Wow.
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished

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November 10th, 2013


11:06 pm - Holy BALLS.
Oh. My. God.

So, you guys know my review of “Covenant”, AKA “Rape-Rape, the Rapening”?

Yeah, John Everson found it. As in, the author.

On the one hand, he calls me a “poor, venomous woman”. On the other hand, he said it had him laughing out loud and “the most enjoyable thing [he’s] read all year.”

Guess I’d better get the conclusion out!
Current Mood: shockedshocked

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October 15th, 2013


10:54 pm
It's still going on. Part VIII is up, and believe me when I say it is the worst yet.

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September 27th, 2013


01:01 am - Yes, this is still going on.
Part VII is up, along with John Everson’s reasons for why he does absolutely no research. Christ I need more booze.

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September 10th, 2013


01:56 am
Part VI is now up. I may have missed Part V here, but the link is there in the review. This stuff is not getting easier to deal with. Thank fuck for booze.
Current Mood: drunkdrunk

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August 18th, 2013


10:43 pm
Yes, it's still going on with Part IV of this shit. God help us all.
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished

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August 15th, 2013


09:25 pm
And we are onto Part III of my infuriated review of this monstrous book. So. Many. Trigger. Warnings.

I had to get so fucking drunk just to write this, you have no idea. But please read it if you can.
Current Mood: drunkdrunk

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August 12th, 2013


11:32 pm
Part II of this utterly nightmarish review of this nightmarish rape-fest of a book. It's just going to get worse.
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished

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August 10th, 2013


10:30 pm
This is, hands down, angriest review I have ever done, of one of the worst, most idiotic, poorly written, misogynist excuses for a horror novel I have ever had the displeasure of reading. This fucking thing won the STOKER, people, and reviewers are lauding it everywhere. Well, I'm not. I'm so fucking enraged about its mere existence, let alone publication, that I'm doing a multi-part review at Nerds Raging about just how vile it is. Part II will be coming soon.
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished

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June 16th, 2013


10:30 pm
So we’re finally watching “Hannibal”.

Those of you already in the fandom may know that the writer and many of the cast are pulled from the short-lived but utterly masterful series “Wonderfalls”, one of our absolute favourite TV shows of all fucking time. There are even a number of meta jokes in which some of the characters from “Wonderfalls” resurface in “Hannibal”.

So now I cannot help envisioning “Hannibal” as some weird alternate universe version of “Wonderfalls” in which Jaye Tyler’s family was slaughtered horribly by some serial killer, and she changed her name to escape publicity and joined the FBI to avenge her family’s death.

I may need help.

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